El Pollo Loco
Freely Flowing all brown and steamy
Frothy Foam all nice and creamy
Oh my stomach it is a churning
While my butt feels as if it is burning
Beans and cheese aren't good for your heart
All they do is make me fart
With EAS* have I been stricken
By the one they call the crazy chicken
* Exploding Ass Syndrone
2 Comments:
The first two lines could have come from a Starbucks commercial.
By charr, at November 17, 2004 at 11:51 AM
I will never go to a starbucks again. Oh my stomach it is a churning.
By gus away from the metroplaza, at November 17, 2004 at 4:05 PM
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